I Need Some Lemons....

I feel as though I should preface this post with a bit of an explanation.  I’m frustrated and annoyed at the state of the economy, the state of our country, and the state of the job market, and particularly the hiring practices currently in place by most companies.  Explanation over.

So, as we all know, the economy is well, let’s just say it – total crap.  Politicians and economists, those living in their ivory towers, just don’t have a clue as to how the real world works.  They continually promise positive change on the horizon, but as each day passes, it seems as though the horizon gets further away, and the country slips closer to another Great Depression.

So, what to do?

I have worked hard to keep my little company afloat in dire times.  Now, once again, I find myself combing the job boards hoping to find something that I can do, but I’m not sure what that looks like.  I am not an office guy – not because I don’t like commuting or anything, but because I can’t stand office politics and over the top political correctness – creative people cannot thrive in sterile environments, and that is exactly what today’s corporate setting has become. I cannot stand the idea of working my ass off for some lazy bum (aka a CEO) so he can get rich.  Someone very close to me tells me everyday how people are being laid off, not because business is down, but because upper management wants their bonuses.  So, instead of working to increase productivity and making a better product, the just fire people, throw them away if you will, just so they can get an extra million, because the first 10 wasn’t enough.  I would happily work at Wal-Mart or Target, or any other big box store, but they’re not hiring.  They have an endless supply of out of work individuals with BA’s and BS’s and PhD’s – why would they hire me, a guy with no formal degree?  Mind you, that’s not just retail centers, it’s everyone. 

I think that’s what really ticks me off.  Yeah, I don’t have a formal degree – I only went to Roger William’s University for a couple of years before I could just no longer afford to go.  So, what did I do?  I went to work.  I planted the seed for Lone Wolf Drafting and Design in New York, while being a volunteer EMT on Long Island and paid EMT in New York City and working a full time design job.  Then, when I exhausted all options there, I moved to Arizona on my own.  I found a job here doing landscape design and then went to work for GarageMahals.  When that went south, I restarted LWD+D, developed my own client base, got married, bought a truck and a house, all while keeping my little business alive in the worst economy, ever. 

So yeah, why would anyone hire me, right?  Just because someone has a degree doesn’t mean anything.  You could have 15 degrees which just shows you’re a professional student – fantastic.  Where is the real world experience?  Where is the education that only fighting for something that means something to you can provide?  There was a time when you, that is the person that YOU are was enough to get you a job.  People would take a chance and give you your shot, not because of your education, but because of the unique experiences that you could bring to the table.  Why is this a concept that is so foreign to hiring managers now (well, maybe it’s because there are “hiring managers” who themselves only know how to follow a company hiring formula, and have no idea how to exercise free thought)?

So, here is my question: where do people like me find a decent job using my skills; a job where integrity, talent, tenacity and creativity really mean something – where is that job board?  I’m really asking.  Monster.com, Jobing.com, Careerbuilder.com, AZ Central and the like all have the same 5 or 6 jobs, and they all want 10 years of experience being a sheep in someone else’s office with 3 degrees.

Really?

Well, how about 5 years of sacrifice and hard work? How about 5 years of using my talents to make a name for myself in my industry and maintaining a client base based on word of mouth? How about getting my work published, twice? And how about 5 years of hitting the pavement looking for clients, going to conventions, and just scraping by so that maybe, some day, I could have a profitable company and make something of myself, by myself.

Where is the company that hires and rewards that guy?

Until the day comes that I find that job with that mythical company, I will have to continue to struggle.  I have to keep looking for at least some part time work until the economy turns around and business starts coming in again.  If anyone in the Phoenix area knows of anyone that may be hiring creative, talented, hard working people, please post a comment with a way to reach you.  To anyone else with a small company that is struggling, I hope you find a way through, too.

Tech Review 2011 Part 2

Every now and then, I like to point out products and services that either really stink on ice, or perform really well and deserve praise.  I am happy to say this post revolves around the latter.  (Click here and here to read about other product and service reviews).  This post is Part 2 from my Tech Review 2011Part 1 post.

So, with every good phone, you need a good Bluetooth.  I am a very particular Bluetooth type of guy, meaning, I am weird.  I do not like things sticking in my ear; it irritates the hell out of me.  Everyone at my gym uses ear buds, and I get the chills – my ears actually hurt for them.  I am the only guy in there using full sized studio headphones while working out – I like the speakers the cup over my ears.  So, like my old phone, I held on to my old Bluetooth because it met my weirdness criteria.  It was a Motorola H350 with a partially open arm that went over the ear. 

My original Motorola H350

The speaker was relatively flat, so it did not protrude into the ear canal.  The only problem was the arm of the unit wasn’t very stiff, so if I leaned to the side that it was on, it would pull away from my ear or fall off entirely.  However, it had good sound quality, and a decent range, plus I didn’t use it that often given that when I was on the phone, I really wasn’t doing anything else, e.g., texting or web surfing, in other words, I didn’t need my hands free.  However, it finally died soon after I got my new phone.  No really, it did – I started using it everyday, and the speaker just gave out.  After 4 good years of service, it was time to replace it.  However, just like with ear buds for MP3 players, everyone loves the kind that sticks in your ear.  So, the hunt was on.  First, I tried the Motorola HK200. 

The Motorola HK200

Similar in design to the H350, this unit was lighter, and a bit more snug to the ear, however, the quality just wasn’t there.  The sound quality and volume was poor, and the person on the other end had a hard time hearing me. On top of that, there was a small ear bud type projection on the unit.  So, the thin plastic arm went around your ear, and then, through the course of the day, the ear bud piece would work its way into my ear.  This was a no go.  Unfortunately, Best Buy, Radio Shack, Target, Wal-Mart and others all carry the same basic Bluetooth headsets, and none of them were what I wanted.  It was time to hit the web (and that will be discussed next).  So, I started the hunt, just using broad search terms, which would lead me to the big outlets in the beginning – Best Buy, Wal-Mart, etc.  Then I started digging deeper and deeper until I ended up on some random site at the end of the Internet universe.  But, there it was – the perfect Bluetooth headset.  It was unique looking.  It went over the ear.  The speaker was completely flat.  I must have it.  It is called the Maverick Lifestyle Nica Sunrise Bluetooth headset.  The what? 

The Maverick Lifestyle Nica Sunrise Bluetooth available in black and red.

I started looking for reviews and doing my research, and about 90% of what I read was positive.  So, I found it on Amazon.com and placed my order.

So, here is where I am an old fashioned kind of guy.  I love walking into a store, trying out an item, playing with it, asking the clerk about it, and walking out with it that very day.  I am not a fan of online ordering for several reasons.  What if they ship me the wrong thing?  What if I get double charged?  What if my credit card info is stolen?  What do you mean the shipping and handling is more then the item itself?  What if it’s defective, where is customer service so I can return it?   All of these issues and more often kept me from ordering anything off the Internet, but this Bluetooth was exactly what I was looking for and it was not available in any physical store – believe me, I looked.  So, after much assurance from Allie, I placed my order through Amazon.  After 4 days, it arrived in the mail.  I turned it on, paired it with my phone with no issues. However, some sort of weird echo type reverb could be heard during calls.  Plus, the range from my phone was about 8 inches and would randomly disconnect from the phone.  So I tried re-pairing the phone, recharging the unit, restarting my phone – nothing worked.  So, since the reviews were good, I figured it must be defective. 

Here we go – the fight to get this thing replaced.  So, I was actually pleasantly surprised at how easy it was to replace it. I went to Amazon.com, filled out the replacement request, printed out my documentation and within 4 days, my new unit arrived with 30 days to return the defective one. 

The new unit works awesome.  I leave the phone in my office, and walk to the other end of the house without an issue, the call quality is clear and it is extremely comfortable. The Sunrise also comes with arms for both the left and right ears, as well as a basic recharging cable.  You can also order custom skins for your unit, as well as an upgraded desk dock and a car charger. I highly recommend this unit and Amazon.com for a hassle free shopping experience.

The car charger.

The upgraded desk dock.

An example of available skins, or create your own!

Do you have a favorite phone?  How about a Bluetooth (or other hands free) headset that you would recommend?  What online shopping experiences have you had and with what companies?

Hope to hear from you, and thanks for reading!

I’m Geeking Out, You Monster…..

As I have stated before, I am a video game junky, although, now that I think about it, I think I’m more of a video game snob, as opposed to anything else.  Modern Warfare and GTA/ Liberty City are two of my all time favorites; Modern Warfare because of its fast action and amazing attention to detail and GTA because of its beautiful gaming environment specifically as it relates to their version of New York City.   Recently, my father in law, Dan, introduced me to Portal 2.  He described it as a cool 3D puzzle solving game, to which my initial thought was “ehh, I’ll give it a try”.  Dan’s description of the game really didn’t do it justice (sorry, Dan).  From the moment is started playing, I was hooked.  The environments are so beautiful and grand, the characters and fun and memorable (with some pretty funny dialogue), and the amount of thought put behind each challenge is staggering.

The entire game is based around an evil super computer named Glados that is forcing a captive human (you) to perform in a series of mentally challenging tests.  Each test takes place in a room of her design, and you, as the test subject, have to use what is available in the room to complete the challenge.  The only thing that you have with you as a constant is a portal gun – a device that creates a temporal gateway from one location instantly to another. 

The Portal Gun

One of the many test environments

Glados - She makes life very difficult for you....

The catch is that only certain wall types will hold a portal.  Along the way, you meet Wheatley, a small “core” that helps you here and there during the course of the game and, well – you’ll see.

Wheatley

Throughout the game, there are a bunch of other little characters each with there own unique personalities - my favorites, the turrets....

Searching.... There you are...

The game’s maps range from ultra cool, futuristic and minimalistic settings to vintage environments ranging from the 1950’s to the 1980’s; all with unique details and challenges. 

The co-op part of the game is just as fantastic.  The characters, Atlas and P-Body, are test robots designed to carry out the constant testing of Glados.

Atlas and P-Body on a mission...

Each test will challenge you and your partner and will either create a stronger bond between the two of you, or possibly tear you both apart, making you bitter enemies to the end.  I am happy to say that my wife and I did not fall prey to the latter.

So, if you haven’t noticed by now, I love this game, and has definitely earned a spot in my top 3 favorites.  I spent a week straight playing it to its conclusion, simply loving every second of it.  I loved it so much, that I was moved to design my own Portal 2 inspired room.

My room inspired by Portal 2

For those of you that noticed, you will see the back round of my blog has changed.  It is, in fact, my Portal 2 inspired space.  Yes, the ultimate geek-out. 

I plan to get the first Portal game in the very near future, as I have a serious need to keep testing.  Thanks for reading!

Resting.

Tech Review 2011 Part 1

Hello All.  It has been a while since my last post, but I have been busy working on a new concept.  As of right now, I cannot get into detail about it, but as soon as I can, I will and post images. 

Every now and then, I like to point out products and services that either really stink on ice, or perform really well and deserve praise.  I am happy to say this post revolves around the latter.  (Click here and here to read about other product and service reviews).

Cell Phones

For a long time, I mean a really long time, I had a flip style cell phone.  To be specific, it was the Sanyo SCP 7050 – key word – RUGGEDIZED flip phone from Sprint. 

My Old Sanyo SCP 7050 Flip Phone

This thing was awesome.  I could throw it at a wall, run it over with my car, drop it in water and it would just keep working every time.  I never had an issue with it, so I never upgraded the phone.  I was 4 years past due for an upgrade by the time I went to the Sprint store.  Every time I got the itch to get a new phone, the first thing I would ask the clerk was “where are the indestructible phones?”  I would often get a puzzled look, and I would proceed to explain just how durable my flip phone was.  Of course, they would proceed to tell me that there is no phone like that one, so I would leave with my trusty Sanyo.

However, eventually, my tech side got the best of me, and in the world of mini laptops and net books, iPads, iPhones, and affordable smart phones, I decided it was time for me and my wife to upgrade.  After much toiling and playing at the Sprint store, I decided to go with the HTC Evo Shift built on the Android platform, and Allie went with the LG Optimus.  

The HTC Evo Shift

The LG Optimus

This really is a great little device.  I have found that, with the exception of writing a document, this phone has essentially replaced my laptop.  It goes with me everywhere, I use it for texting (which I NEVER did on my old phone), web searches with Google Voice, GPS, as an MP3 player, portable television, and of course, Angry Birds.  The versatility of the phone has been truly amazing, and its reliability has been, well, above average.   My old flip phone had to be restarted due to lock up, seriously, twice that I can remember.  There have been a few instances with this phone due to trying to do too much at once, or an over abundance of updates.  The other thing that I really like about this model is the slide out keyboard.  At 6’-4” tall, I have been blessed with large hands so the little glass touch screen keyboard it not going to cut it.  The keyboard on the EVO Shift is a bit on the small side, but with some practice, I have managed just fine.  As far as ruggedness goes, I purchased a hard plastic cover that mounts to the back of my phone.  It then has a second hard cover that slides over the glass faceplate of my Evo and locks in place to the back piece.  When the phone is not in use, or attached to my hip, it is secured in its own hard plastic cocoon.  Should I upgrade the phone in the future, I may look more into something like the Samsung Galaxy, which my father-in-law recently purchased. 

The Samsung Galaxy

The screen is bigger then my Evo Shift’s, therefore typing on the screen is a little easier.  However, it is so light, I feel like I am holding a Noisy Cricket.

"I feel like I'm gonna break this damn thing!"

I'm Still Here!

Just a quick note to my readers - I have been diligently working on a new project, and I will be adding new posts soon.   Thanks for stopping by!